Textplain

What is Textplain?


1.

explaining something to someone in detail via text message

Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?

Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it

See pain, in, the, ass, naked


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