What is Textracted?
1.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
See
Random Words:
1.
Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!
Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!
See milf, muffins, mum..
1.
YOUR GUMS AND TEETH LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN EATING BUTTER PARKEY
WOW BERT HAS SOME BUTTERGUMS WANT SOME POPCORN WITH IT
See gum, butter, bu..
1.
Someone famous that is not typically attractive to others, yet you find strangely alluring.
Michael Stipe
Alan Rickman
John Malkovich..