Textracted

What is Textracted?

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.

I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!

See text, cellphone, message, cell

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