What is Textracted?
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I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
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A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama- bastards).
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basically beats "your mom", "your face", "jerk face", or any variation thereof.
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