What is Textracted?
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I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
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when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.
it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got..