Textritis

What is Textritis?

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the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.

"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL

IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"

8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"

See texting, cell, phone, texpectation, text
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