What is Text-sex?
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The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.
Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"
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Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.
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