What is Text-sex?
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The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.
Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"
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The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.
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Being so broke you use quarters in your desk to buy junk food out of the vending machines for lunch.
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The other guitarist for Radiohead. You know, the tall one.
Ed O'Brien is a massive, hip-thrusting rock God.
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