Textsex

What is Textsex?


1.

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.

Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?

Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.

Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.

(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?

Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth

Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?

Chick: im on my period

Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us

Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now

See text messaging, sex, text message, cybersex, phone sex, skype sex

2.

Textsex (verb)

1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.

2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)

Example: I had textsex with him last night.

Example2: Let's have textsex...

See textsex, sex, text, sms, texsex


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