Textspense

What is Textspense?

The anxiety that one feels when waiting for a text reply from another party. Most commonly a member of the opposite sex.

Phil: Were you nervous when you asked Maria out?

John: Hell yeah I was. After I sent the message the textspense was killin' me!

See suspense, tranquility, text anxiety

Von Rausing

1. When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and place..

Eat Brain

1. Slang for giving head Be careful when you eat brain, it might explode in your mouth. See head, blowjob, oral sex, fellatio..

Velcro Mittens

1. Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away... Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling ran..

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