Textspense

What is Textspense?

The anxiety that one feels when waiting for a text reply from another party. Most commonly a member of the opposite sex.

Phil: Were you nervous when you asked Maria out?

John: Hell yeah I was. After I sent the message the textspense was killin' me!

See suspense, tranquility, text anxiety

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Iafolla

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