Textstake

What is Textstake?


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When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.

Drew: Julie, who are you texting?

Julie: Don't worry about it.

Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!

Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.

Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

See text, text message, mistake, texting


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