What is Textstake?
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When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.
Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!
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The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.
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