Textual Affair

What is Textual Affair?

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me

Man2: Why?

Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll

Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

See textual, affair, textual affair, cheat, texting, text, text messaging

Numpty Fuck

1. A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea. I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty..

Baker

1. another word for stonersept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker See baker, baked, stoner,..

Vendicated

1. being damn selfish or damn wrong you mom was so vendicated to hit you with that bat. See maggie..

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