Textual Affair

What is Textual Affair?

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me

Man2: Why?

Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll

Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

See textual, affair, textual affair, cheat, texting, text, text messaging

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