Textual Assault

What is Textual Assault?


1.

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"

Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."

Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

See booty text, textually active, drunk dialing, sexting

2.

When your friends all seem to be texting you at the same times with the same message.

Textual Assault The other night when Dave got his ass beat by Kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. Totally Textual Assaulting me at 2 in the morning.

See text messaging, girls, boys, blackberries, video

3.

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

See text, poetry, powerful, poetent, sexual


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