What is Textual Healing?
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the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.
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Having phone sex with someone via text messages.
Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.
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Random Words:
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Uhhh....Someone. She's a mom. Yeah. My mom.
"Mom, go make me a grilled cheese. Like, now."..
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A man's sperm or ejaculation. You can only use it if you call your penis the lennon, or any Beatle really.
Girl: i need your beatl..
