What is Textual Intercourse?
1.
The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
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2.
To engage in cyber sex.
My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.
3.
flirting over text message, or IM's
my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.
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4.
The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
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5.
When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.
Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.
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6.
when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.
text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.
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