Textual Intercourse

What is Textual Intercourse?


1.

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

See Chauncey Billups

2.

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

3.

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

See text, im, sexual, intercourse

4.

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."

MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

See internet, text

5.

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

See text, intercourse, phones, technology

6.

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"

text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"

hence textual intercourse.

See text, intercourse, suck, sex, party


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