Textual Massage

What is Textual Massage?


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adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.

Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

See text, textual, massage, tingles, spine, vibrate, cell phone, pocket


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