Textual Predator

What is Textual Predator?

Someone who continually seeks communication with friends soley by text messaging. Conversely the person is phone-a-phobic.

"Got another text from Sarah, that girl's a textual predator."

See text, addict, message, phone

Like a sexual predator, except the sexual advances are made through explicit text messages

Creeper: *texts* "Hey cutie, how about some loving 2nite?"

Innocent Girl: *texts* "I don't kno u! Leave me alone u textual predator!"

See pedophile, predator, creeper, murderer, psychopath, hermit

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