Textual Tension

What is Textual Tension?

When you say something stupid or awkward in an instant or text message and no one wants to respond. It usually ends in a deserted conversation.

Kate had mad textual tension when bobby said he wanted to do it from behind.

See awkward, text, tension, im, instant

when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.

mark: hows Karen?

Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)

See textual relationship, textual intercourse, text message

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