What is Textually Impaired?
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A person who has great trouble SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good at it. An SMS response from a textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.
(Sent in a text message) 'You can call me if you're that textually impaired.'
"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."
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A combination of the words inquire and conquistador. Meaning to get answers at all costs.
"You must be inquistadors! We cannot set..
