Textument

What is Textument?


1.

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging

He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.

See text, argument, cell phone, message, text message

2.

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?

David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago

Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

See text, testing, textual, cell phone, loser


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