What is Textument?
1.
an argument that occurs by means of text messaging
He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.
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2.
Having an argument via text messaging.
Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.
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