What is Texturbate?
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Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
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