Texture Monkey

What is Texture Monkey?


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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"

"She is where pleather goes to die."

"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"


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