What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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when you revisit an old boy/girlfriend usually for a late nite booty call or during a "Dry-spell"
Got drunk last night and vi..
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A person of Indian descent who is now living in virginia
Alt: A person of Indian decsent who is a virgin.
Me:Happie,where is your new..
