What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
Random Words:
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a slang word for "tampon"
Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?
See vagina, vag, tampon, period, aunt flow..
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Sex with a pregnant women
I would give a quater for a camel ride
See sex, women, ride, fun, pregnant..
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Food stains on the clothes or face.
You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk
See food, stains
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Leftover (an unfortunate waste.....
