What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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Super duper toolbag
"Damn rossi, your an olympic tool "
See tool, asshole, douch, toolshed, dickfuck..
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When your too scared to say the " I love you" You replace love with "wove"
Elastics: I wove you
Cloze: I wove you ..
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When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, yo..
