What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
Random Words:
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Something misfortunate, no fun; an act of bad luck.
Gosh this is so ooglie wooglie!
Man, that was soo ooglie wooglie.
See sucks, awfu..
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The level of your gangster-ness. A higher level meaning the more gangsta you are.
Man, I just copped the new benz off the showroom flo..
