What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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A word used when trying to produce a good magic trick.
Never used by the REAL magicians and illusionists like Houdini and David Blaine ..
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adj. (dee-taom-i-nay-ted) Anything rotting or decaying. Something disgusting.
Word used in Northwest Indiana.
Don't touch that d..
