What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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an expression suggesting acceptance of a difficult, frustrating or disappointing situation
I asked her out and she turned me down, but ..
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something so beautiful yet at the same time phat as in cool
"so what's up with you and La Sarah?"
"dude i'm i..