What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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(n) the content of a Powerpoint presentation.
Dude, I'm gonna need to check out the slideology on that before I can speak intellig..
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When you call someone who is on pay as you go and talk non-stop!
On Contract: Yo dawg, whats really good son?
What are you sayin maaaa..