What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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A hand job on a well-endowed guy
Broads enjoy log flogging!
See log, dick, cock, hand job, flogging..
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1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.
Can also be used as an insult in..
