What is Texture Monkey?
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someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.
"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"
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When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.
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A man or woman skank or not,that consumes a man's nut's with a smile.
Yo that bitch is a cod washer.
See balls, sack, rocks..
