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getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!..
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The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.
I wish I could be..
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Engaging in self-absorbed behavior, often to the point of being narcissistic.
If she would stop navel-gazing, she would realize the lig..