Text-walking

What is Text-walking?


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the way people walk when they're texting, legs spread apart like they shit their pants or they're Superman getting ready to catch a safe

look at that dude text-walking over there...looks like a dork... maybe he shit himself and is looking for a place to drop those drawers...

See batman, crap, superhero, tighty whities


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