Tezzer

What is Tezzer?


1.

use instead of testicle, can also be used instead of an offense such as idiot etc.

1)That guy was such a tezzer

2)My right tezzer is killing from rugby last night

See testicle, balls, bollocks, nuts, idiot, tosser, wanker

2.

A descriptive word for the testicular area. Often used when explaining how far one may have gone with a potential male 'special' friend. Alternatively, to decribe the act of teabagging.

Did you grab a feel of his tezzers?

Did you dip your tezzers in?

3.

Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the average intelligence of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding in the back of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.

They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.

See:

Mouth Breathers

Klassy Lassy

Non-needed – we all know what they look like!


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