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The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.
"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"
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One who fecks muppets.
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Sitting in an uncomfortable position or on an uncomfortable surface for a long time until one's butt starts to hurt.
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