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The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated f..
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To constantly think of a guy and everything reminds you of that same guy.
J:Hi A.
A:Hi J.
J:Who are you thinking of?
A:No one?
J:D..
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Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking,..