Tha Taint Grabba

What is Tha Taint Grabba?


1.

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.

2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.

3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)

4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide

The Seven State Sweep

Fakey

The Original

Momma's Style

Feet-to-the-Face Style

and many more

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?

Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got

shit.

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya

Tha Taint Grabba

See taint, fuzzgrotto, permanent collateral damage

2.

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.

2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.

3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)

4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide

The Seven State Sweep

Fakey

The Original

Momma's Style

Feet-to-the-Face Style

and many more

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?

Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got

shit.

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya

Tha Taint Grabba

See taint, fuzzgrotto, permanent collateral damage


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