Thailand

What is Thailand?


1.

A country where u go for delicious food.

yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..

a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)

See curi

2.

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.

Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

3.

Japan was never colonized by any European nation either.

Thailand and Japan are two of the coolest countries I've ever been to.

See Muay Thai

4.

Famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods...............and prostitutes.

And I thought I had seen enough hookers in my touring days when I came to Thailand.

5.

A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.

Property for Sale in Rawai, Phuket, Thailand.

See thai, asia, bkk

6.

Part of the golden triangle. Famous for it's golden beaches, exotic cuisine and it's women.

Thai people do not look Chinese or Japanese or Korean.

Desperate western men go there to seek happiness.

Desperate old western man: "I used to live in Thailand. Wonderful place."

See thailand, thai, thais, tai

7.

I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:

800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.

OPEN YOUR EYES.

Paradise - give me a break!


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