What is Thank God John Kerry Is Our President?
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An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!
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The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.
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