What is Thank God John Kerry Is Our President?
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An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!
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The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
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