What is Thank You Captain Obvious?
1.
A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."
Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"
See
Random Words:
1.
Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.
Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve ..
1.
Something I don't have much of.
*looses interest, stares in other direction*
What most teenagers have is a short attention span, ..
