What is Thank You Captain Obvious?
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A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."
Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"
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someone preferably a women whom experiences gas while practicing for anal sex.
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See shit dick..
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To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.
Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks.&quo..
