What is Thank You Captain Obvious?
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A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."
Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"
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A metaphor for anal sex.
"If Janelle has a few more Cosmos, I might be going to the 'ol Pop Shoppe later."
"No hon..
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An extremely torn up vagina. Looks similar to the carnage inflicted if one were hit with a dull chainsaw.
I got her naked but couldn&ap..
