Thanksgiving Edit Meaning

1.

a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.

Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.

2.

the one before christmas

"Happy Thanksgiving. This date lets everyone know that Christmas is only one more month away."

See christmas, christmas eve, santa, jesus, christ

3.

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"

"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"

"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

4.

A Turkey's worst nightmare.

On Halloween:

Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?

Turkey 2: No, what happens?

Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!

Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.

See thanksgiving, turkey, nightmare, decapitation, decapitated, christmas, family dinner

5.

Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.

Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.

See turkey, pilgrims, stuffing, cornbread, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, krock1dk

6.

A tradition started by the Indiansto make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in 2012, we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.

Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.

See revenge, indians, fat, turkey, 2012, the end of the world

7.

longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see yards

Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.

See mobile, elite, weird, funny