What is Thanksgiving Day?
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Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.
One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
Random Words:
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"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers a..