Thart

What is Thart?


1.

A combination of thought and heart as a description of a way to live. Also: the meaning of life.

Weary Traveller: What is the meaning of life oh wise and exalted one?

Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.

W.T.: Ah! And all this time...

2.

thart is when u think hard and fart at the same time.

"i just tharted"

See thart, fart, think

3.

Same as a "Brain Fart", meaning a lapse in memory.

I thart I remembered our anniversary date, sweetie, but I was wrong!

See memory, c.r.a.f.t., dyslexia, alzheimer's

4.

The feeling that you have to fart but when you try you really shit your pants.

I hope that Russ does not thart in the meeting this morning.


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