What is That Makes My Pants Tight?


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When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.

Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."

Alex: "That makes my pants tight."


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