What is That's News To Me!?
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What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.
Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"
Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, makin..
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the ability to jack off with either hand
Person1: Hey I heard you broke you arm. Are you going to have any problems with, uhh, stuff?
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