Thats What She Said

What is Thats What She Said?


1.

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

2.

"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.

innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this

phote: thats what she said

innocentgirl: that's what who said?

phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check slangdefine

innocentgirl: still not gettin it

phote: ok so for example:

phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.

innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...

innocentgirl: lol

innocentgirl: wait

innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?

phote: i think you've got it...

innocentgirl: did she say that, too?

phote: haha yes

innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?

phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.

See that's what she said, yo momma, that's what he said

3.

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats what she said!

See innuendo, double entendre, suggestion, sexual

4.

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:

"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"

"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:

"slow down it wont fit!"

"thats what she said"

See thats what she said, sexual, get off, unsexual, said

5.

I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.

Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?"

Victim: "Stick it in there."

Mailman: "Thats what she said!"

See slut, whore, girl, hooker, skank, amber

6.

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe

boy #2 well put it back in

boy: thats what she said

See innuendo, innocent, boy, shoe, toe

7.

a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had sex with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having sexual intercorse.

boy:(jumping on air bed

his friend:be careful or you'll pop it!

boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big!

boy: thats what she said

See sex, that's what she said, intercourse, fun


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