The 308

What is The 308?

The act of laying a overweight, hairy, tundra-wookie. Made famoud by a meter-maid at the University of Arizona.

Dude 1: "Dude, guess what?"

Dude 2: "What?"

Dude 1: "I gave this nasty beast the 308 last night"

Dude 2: --speechless--

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