The Abe Lincoln

What is The Abe Lincoln?


1.

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.

Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln

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2.

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face

you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln

3.

Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head

That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time

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A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

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