What is The Abe Lincoln Ford's Theatre Edition?

1.

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

See abe lincoln
0

Random Words:

Alligator Death Roll
1. When your woman tries to take control and get on top, you execute the alligator death roll like shes Steve Irwin and you pop the cock i..
Read more
Rusty Nuts
1. A person with red hair, a ginge. Oi! You! Rusty nuts! 2. a way of insulting russell when he pisses you off russ: get me some doof bi..
Read more
Lacky Band
1. Shortened word referring to an elastic rubber bandas found in stationery stores with a hundred and one uses. Please bind those ten enve..
Read more
Book Banner