What is The Act Of Curdled Milk!?


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This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!

You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!

-Archers Schnapps

- Malibu

-Smirnoff Vodka

-Glens Vodka

- Barcardi

- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%

You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!

You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!

You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!

James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!

Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!

Emma: That would be vulga!

Kayleigh: Its something new!

Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!

Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!

Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!

Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?

Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!

Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!

Jonathan: Archers?

Kayleigh: Smirnoff?

Andrew: Water?

Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!

James: Malibu!?

Zach:Glens!?

Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!

Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!

Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!

Shane: You are the spoon!

Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!

Jonathan: Go on then andrew!

Andrew: Alright!

(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)

(All Down)

Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!

Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!

Andrew: I cant..the suspence!

Emma: Andrew Drink IT!

James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -

Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!

James: Yeah Thanx

Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!

Andrew:Shut Up Jon!

(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.

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