The Afterfacial

What is The Afterfacial?

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

See funeral, sex, facial, casket, deceased

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