The Alamo Edit Meaning

1.

1. Also known as the San Antonio de Valero, a mission in San Antonio, Texas most widely known for the battlethat took place there.

2. The name of the battle and the siege that took place in February and March of 1836 where hundreds (the true number of defenders is really unknown) of Texans (Tejano or white) defended the mission, now a fort, because they believe if they lose San Antonio, back then the largest city in Texas, all chances for Independencewill be lost, but instead fuelled the idea of Independence.

3. The famouse battle cry used in the Battle of San Jacinto.

4. The official nickname for San Antonio.

5. The most haunted site in Texas.

6. Anything named after the battle or mission.

1. Me: I always see The Alamo while I'm wondering in DowntownSan Antonio.

2. Teacher: Today we will learn the significance of the Battle of The Alamo on Texas History.

3. Texas Soldier: Remember The Alamo!!!

4. The AlamoCity.

5. Scared Tourist: Holy Shit, The Alamo is Haunted!!!!

6. The Alamodome.

See alamo, army, texas, history, tejano, ghost, supernatural, catholic

2.

While having sex with a white woman in the missionary position, you pull out a knife, push it to her throat, and suddenly a bunch of Mexican men jump out of a closet and beat the shit out of you.

Standard "sexism" term (e.g. related to Donkey Punch, Zombie Mask, etc.)