The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

[dalmatian]

1. A white person who has spots of black in them. Instead of an uh-oh oreowhere a person is all black on the inside. "She's a Da..

Nut High

1. The absolute best. Derived from the poker term the nuts. Antonym of nut low. Man, when my roommates hot girlfriend wanted to sleep with..

Reverse Viginia

1. This happens when a man shoves his junk between his legs, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks. Not to be confused with the fruit bask..

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