The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

W.m.l.

1. Whatever Major Loser Mercedes: You suck! Michaelito: W.M.L.!!! See loser, winner, scum, squatter, jologs..

W13

1. Wierd dude that started RSC. Very mysterious. Currently busy. Goes for every minute of the time space exists. Once banned a member for s..

Questioneric

1. The act of asking to many irritating questions in a conversation. "Who am I?" "What's you're name?" &q..

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