The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Faced Dem

1. owned wreckedthe act of punching someone in the face or totally owning them in some way person 1: yo what happened with you and john ..

Ultimate Hoss

1. 1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player scores consecutive Duhosses, it and any subsequent Duhosses are called an Ultimate Hoss. ..

Euro Rice

1. the application of hideous modifications such as huge stickers and wings, underbody neons, ugly pain jobs, etc. to finely crafted german..

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