The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

W.w.j.d.

1. What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things. I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone...

Ash 'n Flick

1. 2 Chicks that will allow me to demonstrate for a large audience, firstly, The Zombie Mask, and then, as quickly as I can muster another ..

Doofistic

1. Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid..

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