The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Quaker

1. A protestant christan that has strong non-violence belifs. Quakers have been in America for all of its history and many infulential qua..

Yellow Blazing

1. Hitchhiking. Comes from the Appalachian Trail, which is blazed white, and side trails blazed blue, so highways are jokingly said to be ..

U Geezy

1. u geezy, derrived from the word UGLY. u-g-y. means ugly, feo, not pleasant, pangit. yeah man. ugly. oh my gosh ! that girl is soo u ge..

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