The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Insurd

1. a mix between the words insane and absurd wow, that's ridiculously insurd..

Jenna

1. so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart Jenna is sooo hot! She's a genius but she acts lik..

Owp

1. An expression exclaimed when one sees something exciting or familiar and wants others to check out and similarly owp. eg, "o look..

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