The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Lowshies

1. Mellow Freshies. Fresh pow pow ripe for the shredding. Bra, those lowshies down yonder have our names written all over them!..

Zackass

1. Zackass: an internet troll whose opinions are always more equal than others; one who will put you down because he has 'served his c..

Smirt

1. A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs. God that hot chick is such a smirt, I..

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