The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Kilometers

1. Dickriding Faggot His Homesite Is 411 Hype..

Jeta

1. something unbelieveable. ay mae!!!! vio que grande que era esa casa?! dude!!!! you saw how big that house was!? si verdad! que jeta!!..

Quailed

1. When someone becomes paroletic before the hours of 7pm-2am. Jack jus cained that vody, its only half 4... hes quailed !! See paro, sti..

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