The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Egg Mcmuffdive

1. an alternative form of egg mcmuffin At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmu..

Hillbilly Games

1. A lie told by inbred hillbillies to fool someone. Which then the hillbilly finds hilarious. Man that hillbilly woman is sending me sig..

Zanpakutou

1. Japanese, best translation comes out to "soul cutter." Supernatural weapons used by shinigami in the popular Bleach manga/anim..

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