The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

King Kongs

1. Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's..

Hawtness

1. being secksyon the internet did jew c dat gurlz screen name? i bet she wuz zeh hawtness! See hawt, secks, butt, cyber, sex, dick, puss..

Apap

1. Short for N-Acetyl-Para-Amino-Phenol otherwise known as acetaminophen. To the non-medical world, this is TYLENOL- the pain reliever and..

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