The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Zarro

1. zero from popular bug tracking tool, bugzilla e.g, if there is not more bug, you will get : Zarro Boogs found. See zero, 0, zerro, bo..

Homicestualcanibalpheleism

1. the act of killing, raping, then eating family members...(with a rusty spork) I'm so pissed off at my sexy sister so I'm goin..

Zitch

1. (noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet. God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch. See p..

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