The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Izze

1. A juice usually found in a bottle. I don't really like it, but a lot of people do cuz its all natural. izze/ "i've got ..

Youtube Platinum

1. When a YouTube video has reached 1,000,000 views. Usually a sign that the video is, in some way, worth watching. 1). "Kid Hit in ..

Kipster

1. Someone who is more likely to fall asleep than accomplish something worthwhile OMG kipster he was afk and u couldnt even kill him.. n00..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Alan Edit Meaning