The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Unload The Jet Skis

1. To poop on the beach by the treeline. I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family. See dump, poop, t..

Blithuanian

1. used to discribe a member of the larger Blyth valley community: one who is from Blyth. "fuck me i've just kicked a russian sa..

Vergiza

1. spanish. noun. to get the crap beaten out of you. to get fucked up. can also be spelled vergüiza. vamos a darle una vergiza a ese manio..

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