The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Denim Bike Rack

1. when seeing a woman in really tight jeans from the front (or very rarely seen on the rear) and being able to fit your bike tire in the g..

Pole Sharkin

1. people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm. Me and my b..

Atomic Flat Tire

1. Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip..

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