The Alan

What is The Alan?

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

See load, cum, cock, jerk, beat

Triflinity

1. dirty or used products; to be triflin All visiting swimmers please dispose of your feminine products in the wastebaskets; we don't..

Jibbee Juice

1. another word for hot vagina squeezed secretions. yo, looks like you got some dried up jibbee juice in your mustache. See pussy, clit, ..

Analog Hole

1. The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. He..

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