The Alarm Clock

What is The Alarm Clock?

1.

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

See sex, alarm, clock, the
72

Random Words:

Old Crow
1. An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a ho..
Read more
Mexican Chooka
1. mexican asking white chick for sex Que chicka boneita muy calienta chooka chooka chooka. Sandy said " what did you say " <..
Read more
W00txors
1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free