The Alarm Clock

What is The Alarm Clock?


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It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

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Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

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