What is The Alaskan Shuffle?
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The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
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