What is The Albemarle County Theory?


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The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.

Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.

"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."

"He realized last week hes a woman."

"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."

"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"

"Hes moving to Nebraska"

"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."

See alec, virginia, cville, hot, lucky


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