The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Bump Uglys

1. For a man and woman to make love. I'm going home to bump Uglys with my Old Lady. See screw, fuck, hit it, grind, sex, Pitman..

Ner

1. An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid. Your computer crashes you say, "..

Eyefry

1. A rarely sighted sub-continental spidermonkey. Those who claim to have seen it describe the eyefry as a furry green creature that looks ..

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