The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

They Were On A "straight Date".

1. Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the c..

Earpies

1. A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement a..

Troglodyke

1. An ugly, cave-dwelling lesbian. "I heard Trina got beat down by a troglodyke with a pipe wrench." See dyke, bulldyke, butch,..

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