The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Deep & Meaningful

1. Used to describe a conversation of great emotion (usually, but not exclusively describes a conversation of a sad nature). Also commonly..

Bonination

1. It's when you bone two or more (usually three) of the hottest babes you know, at the same time. A few rules apply 1) You must kno..

Tand

1. There Are No Deals. Essentially, it's when you know you are getting fucked, but it's spun to make it sound like a good deal. U..

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