The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

South Batch

1. The slightly noticeable wet spot on the front of your jeans that sometime occurs while girl watching at South Beach. Man, I was so emba..

Pussy Cheese

1. Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene. Her..

Opi-o's

1. Cheerios with poppy seeds sprinkled on them; Short for Opium O's. "I like to eat my opi-o's with a spork!" See che..

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