The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Opinion Porn

1. n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opin..

Earnest The Clown

1. To have sex in the earhole Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday See sex, ear, rape, clown, hole..

Has-been Day

1. The day after one's birthday. If used correctly, could be a good cover up. Man 1: Happy has-been day. Man 2: You forgot my birthd..

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