The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Knocking On The Back Door

1. During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal ..

Midnight Creeper

1. When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you. Joey said "Hey man I woke up ..

Ledge Monkey

1. A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it. That ledg..

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