The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Executive Assistant

1. 1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch 2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper ha..

Handjobbies

1. When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style. Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night. See..

Flaggleraggle

1. (flag-LER-aggle) Feigning interest in a subject for the sake of a tenuous link. I don't think Mel even likes Ben Folds. She'..

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