The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Drinking To Pretzel

1. When one consumes such an insane amount of liquor that upon pass out their body takes the form of a pretzel. person 1: Is Tara drinking..

Furniture Abuse

1. Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furnitur..

Apolotext

1. A means of apologizing via text message. I apolotexted Jess for drunk dialing last night...

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