The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Slinky Slap

1. when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face Bob:you suck Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps..

Bum-a-niggatosis

1. A disease that mainly black American females suffer from. Black women who tend attract and date undesirable low standard uneducated bla..

Lare-bear

1. an overly narcisistic closet case homosexual who poses as simply metro, often seen in clubs picking up women, only to pull the old "..

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