The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Zaheed

1. A Muslim guy with a very big cock, who slams wet vagina. Junior is his specialty. Zaheed is a guy who bangs Sara and Liz during the sam..

Hot Jiminy

1. The act of masterbating in one's hand and ejaculating in it. Then taking the load and slapping another person (or one's self) ..

Dingle Pop

1. frozen dingle. Very easy to make you just find a dingle you like stick it in the freezer for approximately 1 hour then enjoy. (Usually c..

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