The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Chapped Gina

1. A girl or woman who has a very dry or "chapped" vagina Did you know that sue has a chapped gina See vagina, chapped, gina, p..

Quarterloaf

1. A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be. Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some gu..

Zibadoo

1. The ultimate and most delicious food, commonly served in snack-sized portions. Generally the favorite food of the eater, which said eate..

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