The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Tampaction

1. The process in which a pre-pubescent girl discovers vaginal inserts which absorb discharged endometrium and mucous. Becky: "Oh my ..

Qfgdmft

1. "Quoted for god damn mother fucking truth" "Nintendo has sucked ever since they mentioned the Wii." ^QFGDMFT See ..

I Blame Thor

1. A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event. Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?! TheDon ; I BL..

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