The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Derf Run

1. A necessarily late night quest to the closest/farthest 7-11. At least 3 of the four derf meisters must be involved. For every extra 7-..

Otherwhere

1. adv. toward or near a location that is not the current one in question. Look otherwhere, I'm experiencing shrinkage. 2. adv. A l..

Scrotation

1. 1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job,..

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