The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

No Man's Land

1. <noun> British slang 1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated ..

Shod Foot

1. the act of kicking a person while they are down. I knocked him out with the first punch, so I proceeded to shod foot the stupid fucker...

Dig Ems

1. the act of pleasurable sexual intercourse My wife gave me some good dig ems last night See intercourse, sex, fuckin', screwin, po..

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