The Alf Cannon

What is The Alf Cannon?

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

Kaboogle

1. KA-boo-gull~(v.) to be over-excited; used as yay "When John told Janine he loved her, she KABOOGLED more than ever before."&l..

Fornicate This Excrement

1. A SFWand undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit. Boss: Get on with your work! Alan: Fornicate this excrement. See fornicat..

John Restivo

1. a stunt double for frodo in the lord of the rings series. currently resides in fullerton, ca. he is currently a struggling actor who ha..

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