The Alsacian Eskimo

What is The Alsacian Eskimo?


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put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.

i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good

See eskimo, head, bj, ice


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