What is The Alter Boy?
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Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
Random Words:
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When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.
I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.
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When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are complet..
