What is The Alter Boy?
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Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
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When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.
Me and ..
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The time when a girl is expecting her period in the next few days.
Jane: why do you have a sack of tampons?
Kelly: I'm on panty p..