What is The Alter Boy?
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Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
Random Words:
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Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.
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