What is The Alter Boy?
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Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
Random Words:
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Petti-Lex-ee-O-sis
The wanten and unnecessary need to create more fake words.
I am suffereing from an accute case of pettilexiosis...
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Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.
Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder ..
