The Alter Boy

What is The Alter Boy?


1.

Sexual Act:

This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up

the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the

dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it

again and end up in therapy for years.


20

Random Words:

1. Attempting to ascertain the image quality yielded by a digital camera or lens by close inspection of its output at 100% zoom (or greater..
1. A word used to describe something awesome, fabulous, great etc. 'Did you have a good one last night?' 'Mate, it was fuck..
1. To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam..