What is The Alter Boy?
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Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
Random Words:
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What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.
$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack.....
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A kid whom gets prank called a lot. Moondapple likes to threaten, but is usually to stoned/lazy to do anything.
Pranker: Moondapple lis..
