The Alter Boy

What is The Alter Boy?


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Sexual Act:

This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up

the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the

dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it

again and end up in therapy for years.


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