What is The Amazing Dew Boy?
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A very mysterious super hero of unknown origin who will show up when an innocent person needs help. He wears a pair of sunglasses, a plaid cape, and a mountain dew box on his head.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the mugger that was thwarted by The Amazing Dew Boy in Central Park yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the mugger was attacking an old lady walking her poodle! Man I sure do love The Amazing Dew Boy."
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vision portal for the clueless person
Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.
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