The American Pageant

What is The American Pageant?


1.

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?

Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.

Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.

Student 2: *shoots*

See books, weapons of mass destruction

2.

the cause of having no socail life---the worst book you will ever find.

Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!

Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!

See awful, boring, long


0

Random Words:

1. A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case t..
1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..
1. the most awesome drink ever made. go to starbucks and order a tall iced cinnimon dolce latte with 2 pumps cinnimon dolce 1 pump carmel a..
Book Banner