The Angry Hermit Crab

What is The Angry Hermit Crab?

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While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

See sex, beach, vagina, dick, sand

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