What is The Angry Stork?
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A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.
"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."
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When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.
He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go..
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Masturbation specific to women.
see vajagula
How dare you vajagulate in my room!
See women, masturbation, addiction..
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A classer word for Jacking off.
Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.
See masterbate, jerkoff, cumming..